SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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