But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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