ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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