She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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