At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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