her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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