He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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