out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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