whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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