dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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