Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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