You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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