maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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