But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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