But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
