bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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