u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Every concussion has its silver lining
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
