Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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