next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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