i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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