Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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