btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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