very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
COCAINE IS GR8
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