i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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