Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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