Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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