i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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