You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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