wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize