i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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