never play flip cup with pint glasses
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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