But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
