We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My vagina is very pro this idea
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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