his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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