Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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