thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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