You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
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You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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