i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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