doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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