Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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