Where is the hickey?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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