There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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