Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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