I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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