Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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