he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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