Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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