Porn is love you can see.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
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Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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