Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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