so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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