He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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