are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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