I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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