I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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